A New Dose o' Hate!!

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 This is a very special episode of I Hate Everything in that it's about something I actually love more than life, itself. I'm talking about my fast-approaching 2-year old son, Liam, who is...well...he's a bundle of energy, I tell ya. 100% pure kinetic energy, with the ability to leap just about everything in a single bound, and the power to clear rooms of small animals with the stomp of his mighty foot. I love the kid, but, on occasion, he drives me nuts, as he should. That's what kids do, after all. 

I recently had a conversation with my pal, Rich, and he told me he had dropped all sorts of weight recently, cutting out carbs, booze, and pretty much everything else that makes life worth living. It's a sacrifice, but one he happily makes as he, too, has a child; a lovely 6 month old girl who is the proverbial apple of her dad's eye. Rich wants to be around to watch her grow up, and he's made the life choices to assure himself of this. Me? Not so much. Now, don't get me wrong. 99% of me wants to attend my kid's 50th birthday party, even if I've gotta eat baby spines for the next 48 years and absorb their delicious, nutritious stem cells. But there's that 1% of me that wants to just jump on the next fishing boat out of here and go live on a deserted island where I'll never hear Dora the Explorer's chirping voice again. This is a comic dedicated to that 1%, but, rest assured, Liam; I wouldn't give up a second with ya' for all the coconuts in the Caribbean. Just do me a favor, and let dad finish a cup of coffee every once in awhile, okay? 

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